Hi frenz...
On 1 June 2002, the Phantom's wholly-owned KPNN, announced that KPNN will launch their LOVE 2002, their NEW Freeware... fellow phantoms may download this POWERFUL INCREDIBLE tool that will "change the world" (as reported by NCNN 31 May 2002)...
MicroHARD *LOVE 2002* (TM) - by the PhAnToM
BEFORE DOWNLOADING LOVE *2002* (TM), please ensure your systems hardware meet the following requisites:- minimum Pentium Infinite Processor- M-HARD 2002 (Does not work with anything in association with SOFT)- 64 MB RAM (min. 6.6 inch Thrust, also can)- at least 20 GB Hard-disk space- CD-ROM or CONDOM for uploading safety - minimum VGA or VIAGRA Resolution for erective graphics - a Creative Sound Card (if you are installing MOANS as well)
DOWNLOADING INSTRUCTIONS:-
Go to the START menu and open your HEART. Put your hand on your chest if you can't locate your HEART.- Check if there are other programs running right now.-
If you see the programs PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running, No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE.
However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed.-
To turn off these programs, go to your Start menu and run FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.-
LOVE will start installing itself automatically and you should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. - Remember that now you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.-
If you encounter an error message that says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS", don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others. -
To do that, you must pull down the directory called "SELF ACCEPTANCE" and Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MY HEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete VERBOSE-SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely and permanently gone erased. -
You will then see your HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG will playing on your monitor and it will show that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over your HEART. -
Sometimes it will take a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here.
PS: One more thing, LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will share it with other people and then return some similarly sacred modules back to you.
PPS: Many people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy, but the Manufacturer suggests a schedule of daily maintenance for maximum efficiency. Put another way... keep in touch ...
(KPNN-PrimeNews)
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